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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Crushed -anonymous

It was last year when I met him during a school carnival. I was walking with my friend into the school of business when she bumped into her classmates. I didn't know what actually happened but I remembered I was staring at this particular guy in the group. From that day onwards, he never left my mind.

After months of consideration, I finally took the first step. I wrote a letter to him confessing I actually was attracted by him and if we could be friends. I got my friend to pass him the letter and we started being friends.

At first, he didn't know what I looked like as he didn't remember seeing me. One day, my friend tricked me into going to her computer lab. He was there. It was then we first met and spoke. He shook my hand and introduced himself. Ever since then, I started seeing more of him.

I started sending him messages to his cell phone daily. It could be a daily good-night message or just to tell him to take care. He would usually reply to my messages. One day, after the exams, I finally asked him out. We went to eat dinner and after that, we went back to school at night and sat at the exit staircase staring at the stars, drinking and chatting. It was then I felt that I was really in love with this guy. He sent me home later. From that day on, I could not get him out of my mind.

Somehow, I started seeing him quite often. He works at Starbucks so I would go there to study and hang out. Hanging out was just an excuse for me to see him. We would bump into each other in school daily and smile and say Hi. Sometimes, we would joke around and just chat.

During Christmas, I bought a gift for him. It took me some time to actually pass it to him. He was appreciative. In return, he gave me a wallet. At first, I was joyful. Then, I found out he gave my friend a Christmas present too when she hadn't bought him anything. But that didn't mean anything to me. Receiving a gift from him was all I could think of.

Months later, after our second trip to the movies we started seeing each other less and the messages became less. After 4 months, I finally got my friend to ask whether he liked me or he knew my feelings for him. All the while, she wanted to ask him that but I wasn't ready to face the truth. Deep down in my heart, I actually knew the answer but I couldn't face up to reality. After 4 months, I felt I was ready.

I got my answer. He rejected me. He didn't like me. However, my friend didn't tell me that. Instead, she got another friend to tell me the answer over the phone. I kept silent and tears started falling from my eyes. The tears just kept falling. It didn't stop.

My heart was shattered. It left a scar behind. I no longer can love. I no longer can face him. To me, love was a mistake. But I would never regret ever loving him.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

HaHaHa:))

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."

He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.

The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I really like to say to you..."

She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion. Finally her husband said,..................

"I think you bring me bad luck."

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Installing Love:) - Anonymous

Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?

Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?


Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine's Day! :)

Hi guys. I don’t usually do this kind of cheesy crap but since it’s almost Valentine’s Day; I might as well go for it. Simply put; you wouldn’t expect me to write this (if ever you knew me :P). So here’s how it goes…

The most common thing that a guy or girl does on Valentine’s Day is either buy flowers or buy a gift for someone they see as special. A lot of people reading this are probably gonna do this. On the other hand, what exactly is the meaning of Valentine’s Day? Simply put: is it all about the effort, the chocolates or the flowers? Of course a lot of people have a lot of different meanings; but to me, it’s about seeing someone as perfect. It’s about looking at someone you know and then realizing the perfection under the imperfection. ( damn right =)) ). Love nowadays doesn’t work like that anymore. I know a lot of people (and I mean A LOT) that are just in it for the “pleasure”. Yeah I know, some would disagree but you gotta admit that I’m kinda right. Call me old fashioned and old school but the way I’m seeing couples of today; it brings me to the conclusion that “love” has changed ( A LOT L ). This Valentine’s Day why not try something different.  Yeah I know flowers and stuff like that are cool; but aside from all that, show your loved one just how much you appreciate his or her perfection :>. Call this cheesy crap, but nothing beats that. (IMO anyway). I just hate the fact that most people today, particularly young couples, see relationships as a sort of game.  Of course nobody would admit that they are like that. So for those in relationships, looking for relationships or just plain single; think about why you want or need to be in a relationship in the first place. I’ve had my fair share of that “so called love” seen nowadays which only led me to seeing that the old school meaning of it is inarguably the best.
So yup that’s my take on that special day called Valentine’s Day. People should really think about how they see their special someone because to me; being conservative, taking it slow and letting it roll on by itself is still the best (again, IMO =)) ). Well who am I to just barge into your love life, eh?  Oh and hi to that girl I like. Hope you have a great Valentine’s Day. :)

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!:">

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Valentine's Day Date

Here is an idea :) Instead of going out to a fancy restaurant for Valentine's, why not Make a romantic dinner at home together. If you both love to cook and experiment, try something new. Even if it doesn’t turn out you’ll have fun with the prep work. Put on a nice tablecloth, candles, and fire up some romantic music to round out the night.
Goodluck :) <3

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Twenty Valentines by Marion Mallette Thornton

"Oh," said Millicent, watching the postman's blue coat up the street. "I wish he would come here day after tomorrow and bring me twenty valentines!"
"Will he, Mitty?" Jimmy-Boy asked eagerly.
Millicent shook her head. "'Course not, Jimmy-Boy. I know only six little girls; I couldn't get but six."
Aunt Sara was listening. She was Millicent's very prettiest auntie from the city, and she nearly always found a way to help.
"How would you like to send twenty valentines?" she asked.
Millicent laughed. "Why, auntie, I couldn't send but six, either. I don't know any more girls. Besides, I haven't any more valentines."
"Suppose I should show you how to make twenty valentines, and find twenty little girls to send them to; would you like, to do it?"
Millicent came running from the window with Jimmy-Boy close behind her.
"I'd love to, auntie! Please show me right away."
"Love to, auntie, right away," echoed Jimmy-Boy.
"You can help," Aunt Sara promised. "You can bring the mucilage while Millicent gets the scissors."
When they came back with these, Aunt Sara had a pile of gay pictures on the table, and some sheets of thick white paper.
"We will cut this into hearts," she said, "and you can cut out these birds and flowers and paste them on. Let's see which can make the neatest and prettiest ones."
Jimmy-Boy had to be helped a little in cutting out pictures, but he had learned to paste neatly at kindergarten, and his valentines were so pretty it was hard for Aunt Sara to choose between his and Millicent's.
It was such fun making them that Millicent almost forgot about the twenty little girls they were to go to.
"Who are they, auntie?" she asked when she remembered. "Where do they live?"
"Away down in the city," Aunt Sara explained. "Each one in a little white bed in a Children's Hospital. I don't know their names, but I'll send them to the superintendent, and they will get them safely on Valentine's Day. You can't think how happy they will be."
"Oh, I just like to try to think!" cried Millicent. "I'm glad we made them so nice."
The twenty valentines went off in their white envelopes the next morning.
On Valentine's Day the postman brought Milly six from the six little girls and two from Jimmy-Boy and Aunt Sara. They were lovely, and there were some for Jimmy-Boy, but they did not please the children nearly as much as a letter that came a week later.
It was from the hospital superintendent and said: "I wish you could have seen my dear little sick girls smile when they saw their pretty valentines. They looked at them all day and slept with them under their pillows at night. One tiny girl kept hers in her hand. They all send a big ‘Thank you’ to Millicent and Jimmy-Boy."
"Next year we'll begin sooner and make forty," Millicent decided; "it's lots more fun than getting them, isn't it, Jimmy-Boy?"

Friday, January 28, 2011

True and Heroic Love Right There


Here is an inspiring story of one Chris Medina, who auditioned for American Idol last week. Now everyone carries their own share of stories to impart with the world but not all are as compelling and heart warming as Chris's. Two months before his wedding with his girlfriend for eight years, Juliana, Chris's fiancée suffered a traumatic accident which caused her to have coma. He never left her.

Chris tried out for the Milwaukee auditions singing Breakeven by The Script. He sings good because he sings to you, is what judge Steven Tyler said to Juliana after Chris brought her to the audition room. He got three Yeses and made it to Hollywood. 

Questions are circulating of whether he would've made it without the sympathy he got because of his fiancées case. I daresay he did well on singing his piece but win or not, he made an impact to the world which will forever be remembered as a love true enough to bring one to Hollywood.  

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Spare Me A Minute by Meena Krish

Spare me a minute you will know
how strong and true my love does grow
thoughts of you wrap my mind and burns
you are the one who makes me yearn

Look how you set my nights aglow
spare me a minute you will know
my passion will not cease its fire
for my words have you to admire

You are treasured deep in my heart
no storm can scatter us apart
spare me a minute you will know
that my feelings are not a show

You hold loves' key to set us free
open the door and come to me
wishes and dreams they wait to flow
spare me a minute you will know

Monday, January 17, 2011

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, No More.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Split.
           
            I don’t know about the rest of the world, but we, the asskmando team saw it coming. Just by the mere fact that our team of widely known love professionals haven’t heard from them means that they missed the best love advices in the world. Surely, they could still be together until now (which girls around the world wouldn’t really want) if they had visited our site. 
           
            Okay, moving on to the real reasons. The two Hollywood stars just got tired of each other. I know, boring right? Hear these two sources from E!Online -- "It's nothing dramatic," one source said. "There's no third party involved." says another source, "They were together for so long. It just ran its course." Sources insist they remain friends. Now girls, AFTER HIM!       
           
      Zac and Vanessa met in the sets of the Disney movies, the High School Musical series. Right this early I just want to tell everyone that I am not a fan. Anyways, they portrayed lead stars Troy and Gabriella which were couples and they themselves decided to Start Something New. Now, Vanessa just Gotta Go Her Own Way and Zac on the other hand is trying to Get his Head In The Game. He’s a busy guy. He’s currently filming The Lucky Ones and it will be good, we can Bet On It. Ever since the split, girls from all over the world are chasing for Zac and wishing that the two won’t be able to Work This Out. They’re All In This Together, I guess. Ahhh the unity, All For One much? I guess Breaking Free from each other was easier than soaring and flying, eh Zac?

Don’t say you have not been warned. Save the love, Assk Mando before it’s too late.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Stories About Love :)

Here's a story about a "torpe" guy :)

        This story happened years before and this "torpe" guy had been crushing on this girl - also his classmate in school. He never spoke to the girl, and when he does, it's only for the sole purpose of homework or other school-related stuff. This guy never really had the courage to talk to the girl - being smart and pretty. What's more, this girl was the "crush ng bayan" of the guy's batch, making it more difficult for him to approach the girl he liked.
         
        Years passed, people still crushed on the girl, and so did he, still haven't had the courage to talk to her. 

        Then one fine day, after the first day of their exams, he was sitting on a bench near the gates leading out the school grounds, waiting for his friends. He was minding his business, trying to review for the next day's test and to his surprise, the girl suddenly came through the gates! :) 

        He kept quiet and just continued reviewing until the girl noticed him. She said hi to him and he acknowledged her greeting shyly. She asked what he was reading and he said it was for the test the next day. "Oh," said the girl and quite hesitantly she asked the guy "would you like to join me and my friends in our group study?:)"

            The guy's eyes brightened with glee and he smiled and said sure. The girl took his hand and pulled him out the gates and instantly, he fell into cloud nine. "She is holding my hand!" the guy was thinking, "and we're gonna study together too!"  

           "This is the best day ever!" he said. They had fun and the day ended and he felt sad that she had to leave. But now, he had the courage to talk to her. Not just for school, but in a real conversation and he went home full of bliss.

           When he got to school the next day, he immediately looked for the girl, thinking they could have a last-minute review before their test. He reached his classroom and saw her. Ecstatic, he rushed into the room. But as he stepped inside, he saw her with another boy, reviewing together, teasing each other, and having laughs, like the ones they had yesterday.

           He lowered his head and silently went to the other side of the room, opened his book and readied himself for the test.



Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011

LOVE IN ACRONYMS


Hello Blogmates!
                Are you in love? Unloved? Fell out of love?  Want to show your feelings? Don’t know what to do? Don’t worry, coz’ you’ve come to the right place! Here are some examples of how you can show your feelings to your special someone, or your former special someone >;D.

BIONIC - Believe it or not, I care

EPAL – Everlasting Peace and Love

I.T. A.L. Y — I Trust And Love You

H.O. L.L. A.N. D — Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies

P.I .N.A. S — Promise, I‘m Nice And Sweet

M.O. N.A. C.O. - May Our Noble Affair Continue Onwards

L.I .B.Y. A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also

F.R. A.N. C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End

N.E. P.A. L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers

C.H .I.N. A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

I.N .D.I. A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration

R.U. S.S. I.A. - Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always

T.H. A.I. L.A. N.D. - Totally Happy Always In Love And Never Dull

I.R. E.L. A.N. D. - I‘ll Remain Enamoured, Loving, And Needing you, Darling

Y.A. M.A. H.A.. - You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary!

D.U .B.A. I. - Don’t U Believe Ako’y Iyo?

P.A.R.I.S. – Please Always Remember I’m Sincere

IRAN – Ikaw Rin Ang Nawalan


These are just some examples; feel free to create your own :D.